Pretending Things are a Cock
Posted On: March 16, 2010
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‘Pretending things are a Cock’ is a photographic exhibition/performance and now book created by Jon Bennett. With a large assortment of phalluses protruding from his groin area, Bennett’s ‘cocks’ range from ordinary household utensils, monuments around the world to weird and obscure objects. This particular project has taken Bennett over 3 years to collect and compile. The exhibition is an art experiment that delves into the nature of masculinity and sex, but mainly exposes the interpretations of irony within society.
Pretending Things are a Cock the exhibition has been displayed at The Urban Cow Studio for the 2010 Adelaide Fringe and at the Grace Darling Hotel for the 2010 Melbourne International Comedy Festival.
Pretending Things are a Cock LIVE has been performed at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, and the Montreal, Vancouver and Edmonton Fringe Festivals.
The product of three years global wandering, Australian comedic artist, Jon Bennett presents a show which combines an artistic, phallic-themed photographic display with hilarious and heart-wrenching tales from his life, giving the audience an insight into the artist’s mind.
A unique stand-up experience, ‘Pretending Things Are A Cock’ is part photographic exhibition, part pot-holed journey into the idiosyncratic world of Jon Bennett.
This critically acclaimed, Just for Laughs Award Nominated Show (Best Comedy) has now been performed to sell out audiences in the Adelaide Fringe (2010), Melbourne International Comedy Festival (2010/2011), Vancouver and Montreal Fringe Festivals (2010) and the Edmonton Fringe (2011).
“A worldwide phenomenon!”
“Could possibly be the most ambitious project of the festival”
“Delightful and enthralling”
- Colin Flaherty, Australian Comedy Review
"what 28 year old man pretends random objects are his cock? The answer is a funny one." - Plank Magazine
“Bennett is a natural storyteller and will have you completely engrossed”
- Montreal Mirror
"the indisputable fact that if your inner schoolboy needs a giggle, Jon Bennett is your messiah." - UQ Events Arts & Entertainment
“at the end of this hilarious and thoughtful hour, no one seems to want to leave the room. ★★★★” – Edmonton Journal
“true brilliance ★★★★” – Vue Weekly
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UNIDENTIFIED MEAT ON A STICK COCK (Paraguay)
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OBELISK COCK (Buenos Aires)
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O CHRISTO REDENTOR ARM COCK (Rio de Janeiro)
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BROOKLYN BRIDGE COCK (New York)
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BIG RUSTY SLIDE COCK (Santa Cruz)
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TRICERATOPS HORN COCK (Santa Cruz)
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MONKEY'S ARM COCK (Samiapata)
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MINER'S LIGHT COCK (Potosi)
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MID AIR SNORKEL COCK (Bonito)
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GIANT PRICKLY CACTUS COCK (Uyuni)
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BABY DEER IN A JAR COCK (Buffalo Bay)
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CEMENT CHILD ON WINGED CAMEL WITH AN OWLS HEAD COCK (Neiu-Bethesta)
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UMBRELLA INTO STONE MAN'S MOUTH COCK (Jesuit Missions - Paraguay)
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CN (SPACE NEEDLE) TOWER COCK (Toronto)
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RAINBOW COCK (Iguazu Falls)
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SOUTH AFRICA'S BIG PINEAPPLE COCK (Bathurst - South Africa)
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HIPPOPOTAMUS TOOTH COCK (In front of Hippos) (St Lucia)
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PARTY TIL YOU PUKE COCK (Buenos Aires)
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HARD ROCK COCK (Las Vegas)
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GULL COCK
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CANNON COCK (Malaka)
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KNOBBLY TREE COCK (Hogsback)
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WHALE BONE COCK (Buffalo Bay)
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ROMAN SPEAR COCK (Tierra Santa)
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WIND MACHINE COCK (Air and Space Museum - Washington)
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MENTOS MONA LISA COCK (Daddy Long Legs Art Hotel, Cape Town)
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GIANT JESUS ARM COCK (Tierra Santa)
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LITTLE BUTTERFLY COCK (Iguazu Falls)
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SCIENTOLOGY COCK (Los Angeles)
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METAL HORSE COCK (Argentina)
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POLICIA FEDERAL ARGENTINA COCK (Argentina)
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TAXIDERMY PENGUIN COCK (Buffalo Bay)
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OPERATION + TWISTER COCK (Buenos Aires)
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GIANT CROCODILE TOOTH COCK (Oudtshoorn)
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MECHANICAL BULL COCK (Los Angeles)
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THING THAT PRESSES THE BUTTON ON THE CAMERA COCK (Buenos Aires)
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STALACMITE COCK (Cango Caves)
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SAND COCK (Bulangulla)
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GOLDEN CLOUD COCK (El Calafate)
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ICE COCK (with elderly gentleman watching) (Potosi)
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TAXI POLE COCK (Times Square)
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CARNIVAL BAZOOKA COCK (Sucre)
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RUSTY TRAIN WITH DUTCH MAN PERCHED COCK (Train Graveyard - Uyuni)
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THING THAT HORSES PUSH AROUND TO MAKE COINS UPSTAIRS COCK (Potosi)
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DANGEROUS THOUSAND YEAR OLD INCAN STEP COCK (Machu Picchu)
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PEE WEE HERMAN STAR COCK (Hollywood Boulevard)
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ZIP LINE HARNESS COCK (Santa Maria)
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ZIP LINE COCK (Santa Maria)
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ISLE DEL LUNA COCK (Isle Del Sol)
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WASHINGTON MONUMENT COCK (Washington)
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HUMAN COCK (Salt Flats, Uyuni)
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AMERICAN FLAG COCK (USA)
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MACHU PICCHU COCK (Machu Picchu)
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SWAN BOAT COCK (Copacabana)
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HOLLYWOOD COCK (Hollywood)
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SNEAKY GROUP PHOTO CUP COCK (Sao Paulo)
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PEOPLE PRETENDING TO BE THE WORD 'COCK' COCK
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LARGE NOVELTY HALLOWEEN PICTURE COCK (Montreal)
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LIBERTY COCK ('Statue of Cock') (New York City)
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OLYMPIC STADIUM TOWER COCK (Montreal)
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SAMUEL L JACKSON COCK (Hollywood)
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HYDRANT IN FRONT OF THE WHITE HOUSE WITH LAUGHING WALKING LADY COCK (Washington)
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ALCATRAZ (or THE ROCK COCK) COCK (San Francisco)
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BINOCULAR THINGS YOU PUT MONEY IN TO SEE THE PRETTY VIEW COCK (Venice Beach)
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FROZEN CLOTHES COCK (Uyuni)
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RENTAL CAR AERIAL COCK (Malibu)
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GIANT SILVER BALLS COCK (Adelaide)
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SHUTTLE COCK (Air and Space Museum, Washington)
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JEREMIAH O'BRIENS BOW ROPE COCK (San Francisco)
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LOG USED TO HOLD UP ANCIENT WALL WITH TOURIST FAMILY WHO WOULDN'T GET OUT OF THE PHOTO COCK (Moray, Peru)
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GIANT THUMB COCK (Scotsdale, Tasmania)
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BUNGY HARNESS COCK (Tsitsikamma)
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THE INSIDE BIT OF AN OLD TELLY THAT I FOUND ON A BEACH COCK (Tasmania)
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SUNSET COCK (Venice Beach)
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LETTERMAN COCK (NYC)
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GROSS ROAST GUINEA PIG COCK (Cusco)
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SPEAKER POLE ON A BOAT COCK (Niagara Falls)
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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE COCK (Central Park, NYC)
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DOUBLE BOTTLE COCK
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STOP OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT COCK
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PEPPER GRINDER THAT LOOKS LIKE COCK COCK
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AUSTRALIAN BIG PINEAPPLE COCK
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IKEA DESK LIGHT COCK
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DEADWOOD SEASON ONE COCK
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MALIBU AND HONEY SOY MARINADE COCK
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ASTRO BOY COCK
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DOOR SNAKE COCK
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NBA JAM ON SUPER NINTENDO COCK
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HOOKAH PIPE COCK
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PHOTO OF FAMILY AND LOVED ONES COCK
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SEA MONKEYS COCK
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EPSON STYLUS 2 IN 1 PRINTER AND SCANNER COCK
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PAPER, SCISSORS, COCK
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JUST CHECKING THE MAIL COCK
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BLOW UP CACTUS WITH ELDERLY MAN WATCHING COCK
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LARGE MAN IN DISGUISE COCK
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AXOLOTL OR MEXICAN WALKING FISH COCK
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BOX OF WATER COCK
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STICK THAT HOLDS THE WINDOW OPEN IN SUMMER COCK
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BRUCE LEE COCK
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4 LADIES IN THE MIRROR COCK
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HAND COCK
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ANCIENT BOW AND ARROW COCK
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RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED COCK (Christmas Cock)
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SIMON'S TATTOOED ARM COCK
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AUSTRALIAN FLAG ATOP FLINDERS STREET STATION COCK (Australia Day Cock)
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WATCH COCK
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CLASSY MEASURING TAPE COCK
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JON WITH SALEM WITH A PHOTO OF JON WITH SALEM COCK
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Pretending Things are a Cock's Photos - Pretending Things are a Cock - Series One
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BRAD'S MEADE TELESCOPE COCK
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RAILWAY CROSSING BOOM GATE COCK
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DOUGHNUTS COCK
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ROBO COCK
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PRETENDING THE PRETENDING THINGS ARE A COCK BOOK IS A COCK WHILE AT THE PRETENDING THINGS ARE A COCK EXHIBITION COCK.
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